You're a nurse!

These are some hilarious lyrics written by an RN to the tune of "You're a Jerk". See the video below first if you haven't heard the song.


Youre a Nurse!

Youre a Nurse! Youre a Nurse! Youre a Nurse! Youre a Nurse!

Nurse! Nurse! Nurse! Nurse! Nurse!

Nuuuuuurse

I'm so cocky with it, got my drug book out like rocky hit
Got my patients on my swag they lovin my scrubs like the new pixis just touch it and it turns on

And when the docs start coming and them orders I be needin'
Done my shift is over I'm leavin, she like where you goin' I ain't got coverage for my next shift
I said it's none of my concern and she yelled (youre a nurse!)

So I walked back the door, called the charge RN told her this is bullshit she said I just don't care
You know those docs don't know what's going on and need you to continue that nursin'
We was nursin' to the right, nursin' to the left, after 8 years them docs continue to be half ass

They like fareal nurse you love it but its sumthin the whole ward heard but all I could hear was

Wah wah wah wah youre a nurse
patients trippin' I gotta do somethin
I'm a nurse that why you alive
But aye do me a favor call me nurse one more time (youre a nurse)
I know
Youre a nurse (I know)